He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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