we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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