that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Can I color on your dick again?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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