He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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