You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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