Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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