shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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