it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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