I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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