What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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