"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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