And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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