dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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