Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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