Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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