I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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