I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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