You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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