worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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