that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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