Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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