Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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