It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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