I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
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I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
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Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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