is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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