It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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