I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You need Xanax blowdarts
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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