Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Michael Bay diarrhea
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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