He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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