Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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