thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Randomize
