It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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