do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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