How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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