If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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