my sisters under your porch take her home
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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