your room smells of hookers.
And success
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize