Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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