You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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