Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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