# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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