i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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