in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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