You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
No subtext here. People are naked.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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