dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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