Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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