She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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