and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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