if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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