He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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