I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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