I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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